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| + | Who is the best God of all time? | ||
| + | Jesus Christ | ||
| + | Bruce Almighty | ||
| + | Morgan Freeman | ||
| + | Budda | ||
| + | Allah | ||
| + | Kanye | ||
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| + | What is the most important feature in a God? | ||
| + | Helps me score touchdowns | ||
| + | Cures illnesses in rural folk | ||
| + | Likes to hear name called during sex | ||
| + | Has cool pointy buildings (where people go on Sundays) | ||
| + | Image of his mom mysteriously appears on stuff (e.g., grilled cheese sandwiches, etc) | ||
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| + | If you could ask God for one wish what would it be? | ||
| + | World peace | ||
| + | Cure for cancer | ||
| + | Trip to Disneyland | ||
| + | Bigger Dick | ||
| + | Cowboys in the Super Bowl | ||
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