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Who is the best God of all time?
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Jesus Christ
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Bruce Almighty
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Morgan Freeman
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Budda
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Allah
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Kanye
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What is the most important feature in a God?
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Helps me score touchdowns
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Cures illnesses in rural folk
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Likes to hear name called during sex
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Has cool pointy buildings (where people go on Sundays)
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Image of his mom mysteriously appears on stuff (e.g., grilled cheese sandwiches, etc)
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If you could ask God for one wish what would it be?
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World peace
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Cure for cancer
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Trip to Disneyland
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Bigger Dick
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Cowboys in the Super Bowl
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God Customer Survey

Who is the best God of all time?
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What is the most important feature in a God?
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If you could ask God for one wish what would it be?
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