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+ | <!-- "WELCOME TO RETARDIPEDIA" AND ARTICLE COUNT --> | ||
+ | {| style="width:280px; border:none; background:none;" | ||
+ | | style="width:280px; text-align:center; white-space:nowrap; color:#000;" | | ||
+ | <div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to [[RETARDIPEDIA]],</div> | ||
+ | <div id="articlecount" style="width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;">[[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles in [[English language|English]]</div> | ||
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− | + | <!-- TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLE; DID YOU KNOW --> | |
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− | + | [[Entertainment_Test]] | |
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− | + | Who is the best God of all time? | |
− | + | Jesus Christ | |
− | + | Bruce Almighty | |
− | + | Morgan Freeman | |
+ | Budda | ||
+ | Allah | ||
+ | Kanye | ||
+ | </poll> | ||
+ | <poll> | ||
+ | What is the most important feature in a God? | ||
+ | Helps me score touchdowns | ||
+ | Cures illnesses in rural folk | ||
+ | Likes to hear name called during sex | ||
+ | Has cool pointy buildings (where people go on Sundays) | ||
+ | Image of his mom mysteriously appears on stuff (e.g., grilled cheese sandwiches, etc) | ||
+ | </poll><poll> | ||
+ | If you could ask God for one wish what would it be? | ||
+ | World peace | ||
+ | Cure for cancer | ||
+ | Trip to Disneyland | ||
+ | Bigger Dick | ||
+ | Cowboys in the Super Bowl | ||
+ | </poll> | ||
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