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!<poll> | !<poll> | ||
− | + | Whos is the best God of all time? | |
− | + | Jesus Christ | |
− | + | Bruce Almighty | |
− | + | Morgan Freeman | |
− | + | Budda | |
+ | Allah | ||
+ | Kanye | ||
</poll> | </poll> | ||
!<poll> | !<poll> | ||
− | + | What is the most important feature in a God? | |
− | + | Helps me score touchdowns | |
− | + | Cures illnesses in rural folk | |
+ | Likes to hear name called during sex | ||
+ | Has cool pointy buildings (where people go on Sundays) | ||
+ | Image of his mom mysteriously appears on stuff (e.g., grilled cheese sandwiches, etc) | ||
</poll> | </poll> | ||
!<poll> | !<poll> | ||
− | + | If you could ask God for one wish what would it be? | |
− | + | World peace | |
− | + | Cure for cancer | |
− | + | Trip to Disneyland | |
+ | Bigger Dick | ||
+ | Cowboys in the Super Bowl | ||
</poll> | </poll> | ||
|} | |} |
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