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!<poll>
 
!<poll>
Do you like?
+
Whos is the best God of all time?
Yes
+
Jesus Christ
No
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Bruce Almighty
Maybe
+
Morgan Freeman
Missed a word
+
Budda
 +
Allah
 +
Kanye
 
</poll>
 
</poll>
 
!<poll>
 
!<poll>
Question two?
+
What is the most important feature in a God?
What
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Helps me score touchdowns
Huh
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Cures illnesses in rural folk
 +
Likes to hear name called during sex
 +
Has cool pointy buildings (where people go on Sundays)
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Image of his mom mysteriously appears on stuff (e.g., grilled cheese sandwiches, etc)
 
</poll>
 
</poll>
 
!<poll>
 
!<poll>
Three?
+
If you could ask God for one wish what would it be?
What
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World peace
is
+
Cure for cancer
this
+
Trip to Disneyland
 +
Bigger Dick
 +
Cowboys in the Super Bowl
 
</poll>
 
</poll>
 
|}
 
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Whos is the best God of all time?
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