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No modern evil liar would be complete without an indoor pool containing an untrained team of sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. The indoor pool should be located in the command center without any form of child-protective fencing. An example can not be seen in any of the Austin Powers epics because Dr. Evil had an incompetent Q-Branch (technology division) and was “surrounded by frickin’ idiots.”
Once again, it is imperative that the sharks have actual laser beams mounted to their heads.
DYI note: Duct-tape does not work very well because sharks tend to be wet.
Blueprints will be forthcoming.
